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Seriously: What’s your price? Blood? Organs? Robuxs? I’LL PAY IT.
We’re skipping the witty intro meant to fill in SEO and getting straight to the point. Blizzard has exclusive San Diego Comic-Con swag and I live nowhere near California. To make matters worse, this includes multiple new and rare murloc items. Of course,as the site’s resident murloc aficionadoI require this Blizzard SDCC merch now and immediately.
So, what do we do to make this thing work?Do you want money? Bodily organs? Some fake crypto? I will do anything to get that murloc hat on my head and it doesn’t necessarily need to be legal.
Oh,and there’s some other stuff too, I guess. Let’s take a look.
What is the Blizzard SDCC merch exclusives?
Announced yesterday on its official Blog, we got the grand reveal of Blizzard SDCC merch coming to the famed convention. And, of course, it’s all amazing and glorious. This writer especially highlights the murloc plush hat and Murky magnetic plush. However, for all you dirty, filthy, non-murloc loving fans there is plenty of toys to go around.
First-time exclusive items
There’s also new items available for the first time, including:
My biggest worry in life (yes my life is sad, shut up) is that the limited quantity items will sell out. However, a faint candle of hope illuminates my Blizzard SDCC merch dreams. Any items left over will be sold on the Blizzard Shop store after the event.
So, if you’re going to SDCC try and do me a favor: Don’t buy anything. At all. Actively tell people to do the same. Ward them away from the vendor halls is necessary. If you do then you shall be greatly rewarded with photos of me in a murloc hat.
And isn’t that the greatest gift of all?
