The bestWedding Crashersquotes make it easy to see why the 2005 Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson movie is considered by many to be a classic 2000s rom-com. Directed by David Dobkin,Wedding Crashersfocuses on Jeremy (Vaughn) and John (Wilson), two divorce mediators who share an unsavory hobby - creating false identities and crashing weddings to find women to sleep with.
The pair, of course, see the error of their ways by the end ofWedding Crashers,but their journey is filled with dozens of hilarious quotes. Many come from supporting characters too, such as Will Ferrell’s Chazz, Keir O’Donnell’s Todd, Islas Fisher’s Gloria,and even Christopher Walkenas William Cleary. The best and funniestWedding Crashersquotes highlight how well-placed each cast member is, and why it’s seen by so many as one of the best comedy movies from the era.
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40And Then Everyone Said Jabroni.
John Beckwith (Owen Wilson)
ThisWedding Crashersquote comes from the opening montage. It’s the tail end of a joke being told by John, and the punchline has a table full of older male guests roaring with laughter.What the joke was about is anybody’s guess, but “jabroni” is a specific enough nonsense word/cultural reference to make the moment funny for viewers.
Gloria Cleary (Isla Fisher)
Isla Fisher’s Gloria is one of thefunniest characters inWedding Crashers,withher unhinged mannerisms making her more than a match for Vine Vaughn’s Jeremy.All her scenes reveal her quirky personality, though few do so better than her reveling the army of imaginary friends she had as a child.
“Of course, like all kids, I had imaginary friends. But not just one. I had hundreds and hundreds and all of them from different backgrounds who spoke different languages. One of them, his name was Caleb. He spoke a magical language only I could understand. [Starts speaking made-up language]” Gloria Cleary -Wedding Crashers
38I Almost Nunchucked You; You Don’t Even Realize!
Chazz Reinhold (Will Ferrell)
Chazz Reinhold is an undisputed highlight of the 2005 movie, and since he’s played bycomedy legend Will Ferrellit’s unsurprising he’s responsible for some of the bestWedding Crashersquotes.Telling Jeremy and John he almost “nunchucked” them is among the most hilarious from Ferrell, and echoes hisStep Brotherscharacter Brennan Huff.
37I’m Just Living The Dream.
Another laugh-out-loudWedding Crashersquote from Will Ferrell as Chazz. This particular line works because of Ferrell’s attire while delivering it, asthe sight of a middle-aged man who lives with his mom dressed while wearing a kimono and playing with nunchucks telling his friends he’s living “the dream”with total self-deluding sincerity is comedy gold.
36I’m Not Perfect, But Who Are We Kidding, Neither Are You.
Jeremy Grey (Vince Vaughn)
Vince Vaughn has many of the bestWedding Crashersquotes because Jeremy Grey doesn’t hold back when telling others how he feels. That’s what makes this line so great - even when he has a flash of humbling self-awareness, he still can’t resist getting in a sly jab at someone else.To make it all the funnier, this line is said to Gloria as a chat-up line, and it works.
35We’ve Become Extremely Spiritual Since She Passed
Many of the funniestWedding Crashersmoments come when John and Jeremy have to think on their feet and lie on the spot. This moment comes early on in the film when they claim to be a friend of a family member who, it turns out, is dead.Jeremy quickly saves himself and his partner from awkwardness by working the death into their backstory - which means pretending he and John are driven by their faith.
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34I Think He’s On Steroids. It’s Like Trying To Cover A F****** Race Horse.
The touch football scene inWedding Crasherscontains several of the funniest quotes and moments in the movie. Among them is the moment Jeremy asks John why he missed a play, andJohn makes an excuse for himself by claiming that Sack Lodge (Bradley Cooper) has unnatural athletic abilities only achievable through performance-enhancing drugs.
33Call Me “Kitty Kat”.
Kathleen Cleary (Jane Seymour)
Kathleen Cleary trying to seduce John is one of several hilarious sub-plots inWedding Crashers,and Jane Seymour ensures each line from Kathleen in it is hilarious.One of the funniest is, without a doubt, when she insists that John refer to her as “Kitty Kat”, which he finds incredibly uncomfortable.
Jeremy Grey is one of the funniest characters Vince Vaughn has ever played, and it’s due to his tendency to over-layer his explanations and protests.Among the best examples is thisWedding Crashersquote, when he flips one of John’s metaphors (one that’s specifically about maple syrup) back on him.
“I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I’ve had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?” Jeremy - Wedding Crashers
This is another one of the bestWedding Crashersquotes from the touch football game with the Cleary family. Jeremy, who was only roped into attending the event due to John’s insistence, doesn’t hold back when letting his friend know that he’s had just about enough of supporting the endeavor.Like many moments, it’s Vince Vaughn’s delivery that turns the line from humorous to hilarious.
